Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Poop.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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