- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The Big Band Theory

What is 9+10? 19

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

black people

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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