Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Chuck Norris.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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