- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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