- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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