- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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