A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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