- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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