- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??