- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Chuck Norris is dead......

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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