Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anyone can post anything.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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