- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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