A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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PICKLES

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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