Once, I went to Peru.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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