Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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