We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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