- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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