- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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