you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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