Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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