don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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