- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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