- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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