Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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