- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Mooses

antonis sister is mighty fine

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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