- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Waseem is a hard worker.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

I literally died laughing

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