What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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