my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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