How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A praying mantis is very graceful

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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