- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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