Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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You having friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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just in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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