- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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