Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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