When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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school homewrok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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