Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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