- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Alchohol.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How about that airline food?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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