- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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