- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

sorry got to poo

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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