- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Justin with a hat.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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