- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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