- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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