Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

I like your hair

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

DERP

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

make me a sandwich!

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

women's rights

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...