- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

women's rights

French people.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Women's Rights...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

I'm Spartacus

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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