How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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wat?

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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87

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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