why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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