Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Female Athletics

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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