what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A black man killed someone

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Ben is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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BIG PENIS

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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