My life

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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P0P T4Rt

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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