Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti jokes are funny

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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NEVER

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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