Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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women's rights

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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