Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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dildo

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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