a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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