What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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