Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Laura Pratz..

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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apple pie.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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