Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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