- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Chuck Norris.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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