What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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