- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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