Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

The Labour Party.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Knock Knock. Not home.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A praying mantis is very graceful

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...