- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Major League Soccer

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Male leadership.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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