How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Pickles are moist.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Male leadership.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Major League Soccer

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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