what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Major League Soccer

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Male leadership.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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