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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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