- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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