Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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