Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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