- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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