- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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