Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Pickles are powerful

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Nickelback.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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