- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

don't just stand there

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

knock knock come in

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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