''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Microwave

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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