- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

stinky boner

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

womens rights

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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