- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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