Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Once upon a time a was born

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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