How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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