- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

j.p. is dumb

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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