- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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