Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Women's Rights

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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