- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's brown an sticky Shit

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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