- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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