- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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