- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How old are you? 7

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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