- Anti Joke

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.