- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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