- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's 9+10? 19

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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