- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

God is real.

destiny

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Hi.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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