- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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