- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

your mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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